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Category Archives: Les Miserables
Le Rant de Les Misérables, part 61
Last time, on Les Misérables… – everything – got – worse …and now, the thrilling conclusion!
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Le Rant de Les Misérables, part 60
Last time, on Les Misérables… – Valjean told Marius he was a convict. – Marius freaked out a little. – Both men agreed not to tell Cosette. – Nothing was ever okay again. …and now, the thrilling continuation!
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Le Rant de Les Misérables, part 59
Last time, on Les Misérables… – Cosette and Marius got married. – Thénardier recognized Valjean in the wedding party and sent Azelma to check it out. – Valjean had a completely unnecessary nervous breakdown. …and now, the thrilling continuation!
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Le Rant de Les Misérables, part 58
Last time, on Les Misérables… – Valjean made up a plausible backstory for Cosette. – M. Gillenormand got super excited about planning Marius and Cosette’s wedding. – Marius searched high and low for Thénardier and the dude who rescued him … Continue reading
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Le Rant de Les Misérables, part 57
Last time, on Les Misérables… – Marius got better from being shot in the shoulder and hacked in the head and submerged in sewage and loaded with lint. – …somehow. – Then he reconciled with M. Gillenormand and got permission … Continue reading
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Le Rant de Les Misérables, part 56
Last time, on Les Misérables… – Javert had a crisis of faith. – As a result, he wrote his superiors a firmly-worded but polite letter about all the various failings currently plaguing the French criminal justice system. – Then he … Continue reading
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Le Rant de Les Misérables, part 55
Last time, on Les Misérables… – Thénardier helped Jean Valjean and Marius escape from the sewer. – Javert helped Jean Valjean bring Marius to M. Gillenormand. – Then Javert took Jean Valjean back to his house and disappeared. – Marius … Continue reading
Le Rant de Les Misérables, part 54
Last time, on Les Misérables… – Jean Valjean carried an unconscious Marius through the sewer. – They both have open wounds. – They have both been completely submerged in sewage at least once. – Valjean has also eaten bread contaminated … Continue reading
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Le Rant de Les Misérables, part 53
Last time, on Les Misérables… – We learned a whole bunch of stuff, such as how much Victor Hugo loves poop (hint: it is a lot). – Also, Parisian sewers! Kind of gross! – But full of treasure. – So, … Continue reading
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Tagged les mis, les miserables, marius, valjean, victor hugo
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Le Rant de Les Misérables, part 52
Last time, on Les Misérables… – EVERYONE WE LOVE IS DEAD – except for Jean Valjean – who chose to rescue Marius, of all people – I know Cosette is attached to him but really – come on …and now, … Continue reading
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